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General statements are white noise.
Here are three interesting ways of saying:
“this thing will save you time”.
A. “You can finally find the time to
murder your imaginary friend, Rupert”
B. “So now, you have the time to hug your Son,
who will hate you 30% less than he otherwise would”
C. “...& with plenty of new time,
you can finally wash your toes”
The more ridiculously specific you get: the clearer your point is.