Pits. Feet. Boobs. Private parts. Your cousin Pete from down the road. Just a selection of areas you can apply the world’s most versatile deodorant.

Is your local business a total shit show? Make it seem professional with Air Landline: A business landline number for your mobile.

“His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti” Eminem - who clearly didn’t use Carpe antiperspirant. 

It’s like email spam, but with great flight deals. (We probably can’t say that, it’s legally not spam). Ditch the office, pack your bags, it’s time for an adventure!

You are not a fish murderer. Clean your conscience with Leaf Shave, the plastic free razor. It’s okay, we forgive you. 

Half of us have em, but not nearly as many of us shave em’. A war is being waged against thou pubes. & the infamous BALLS trimmer is at the helm of the battle!

If you’ve never tried muff… boy you’re missing out. Fresh. Tasty. Even grandma loves it. We’re of course talking about Ireland's finest gin!

Teach your genius child how to code by sending them off to Cambridge for 17 years.Or just use BitsBox. An activity package for regular human kids.

Cute stickers that heal your pimples. 
“Seriously, where were these when I was 16. My face would have looked like the milky way” - Matt

True Start: Coffee. Great for your health, great for the planet, GAME CHANGER FOR 2 A.M SCRIPTWRITING SESSIONS.

If Pumpkin Spice Latte's didn't create WW3 level digestion issues & energy crashes - Blume wouldn't exist. But they do. So here we are.

It’s a hot tub for your testicles. That’s all we have to say about that. No, it’s not a joke. Yes, we tried it.

T-shirts exclusively made for the larger fella's, the big men, Doctor Chunkies - XXL. You get the idea.

Negotiating with influencers is about as complicated as getting divorced. Sway Me Good makes it easy! (Influencers, not custody of your daughters).

Film School sucks. Screenology is the antidote. Less: French New Wave Cinema theory’ & more: ‘your video sucks, do it again’

We slapped the co-founder of this tech start up in the face with a fish. & if that’s not enough to perk your interest, keep scrolling.

For the love of god, no more garden centres. Lazy Flora makes plants accessible. Yes, even for you - who’s killed every plant they’ve ever owned. 

Seeds. Nuts. Fruit. Vitamins. Things we all struggle to stuff down our modern faces. Human Food makes this easy for the regular homo sapiens!